the most ridiculous strip tease EVER

the most ridiculous strip tease EVER, originally uploaded by carolyn_in_oregon.

This guy, stripping at Darcelle's, started off pretending to be driving the Batmobile. Then he ripped off his Batman shirt to reveal a Superman shirt. He got on his belly on a chair on stage and pretended to fly. Then the music changed to Jaws and he pretended to swim from a shark. Then he was Flipper. It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Then he took his clothes off. Female strippers couldn't get away with this nonsense.

ridiculousness at Darcelle's for Jess' bachelorette party